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DIET & FITNESS BOOKS OF THE BIBLE.
BY LAURENCE HUGHES
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Cross Training
Pontius Pilates
Low-Impact Ecclesiastes
Antiochcidents
Psweatin' to the Psalms
The All-You-Can-Eat Loaves-and-Fishes Diet
The AbsSolution
Power Walking on Water
Good Fat, Bad Fat, Jehoshaphat
The Flat Belly of the Whale Diet
Fit for Life Everlasting
Pillar-of-Salt-Free Cooking
YOU on a Diet of Worms
Take and Eat This, Not That
The Resurrection Regimen: Three Days to a Transmogrified You