WARNING!

Reading this blog has made people want to kill themselves, so if you are easily depressed, perhaps you should find something more uplifting to do, like watch a Holocaust documentary or read a Cormac McCarthy novel.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

a parable

All Jimmy ever wanted was to play baseball. He dreamed about it day and night. He read every book he could get his hands on. He watched games for hours and hours. He bought all the proper equipment. And he practiced and practiced, then practiced some more. As Jimmy grew older, he looked for an opportunity to play. At first he was picky, wanting to be on only the best teams. But after a few chances, he found most of the best teams were already full and didn’t need him. So he began looking around, willing to play anywhere. But it always seemed he’d play for a while and then find himself on the bench, rarely asked to participate. He tried to make the best of it, happy just to be part of a team, but it wasn’t enough to just to watch the games. So finally Jimmy went to his coach.

“Coach, why don’t I ever get to play?”

His coach looked uncomfortable for a moment, then said,

“Jimmy, the truth is, you’re not very good.”

Tears clouded Jimmy’s eyes. “But I’ve practiced so hard and done everything I am supposed to. Coach, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.”

“Sometimes Jimmy…that’s just not enough.”

Monday, November 20, 2006

come on get happy


Hello world here's a song that we're singing
Come on get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringing
We'll make you happy

Travelin' along there's a song that we're singin'
Come on get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy
We'll make you happy

We had a dream we'd go travelin' together
And spread a little lovin', then we keep moving on
Something always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feeling when we're singing a song

Trav'lin' along, here's a song that we're singing
Come on get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringing
We'll make you happy
Come on get happy