WARNING!

Reading this blog has made people want to kill themselves, so if you are easily depressed, perhaps you should find something more uplifting to do, like watch a Holocaust documentary or read a Cormac McCarthy novel.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Wandering Wheels - 21 January 1991

This was the hardest day of biking today; in fact, in my entire life. Not even when I was just staring. It's heard to believe right now as I sit around a campfire in the middle of the desert that I actually did it. Since yesterday, the roads have been dotted with cacti, mixing with the grass. Today we started from Ramona and the temperature was rather chilly (at least for this trip). Remember when I slept in a wind tunnel? Well, today I rode in one. From the beginning of the ride today, we went up. And up. And up. For about eight or nine miles. A nice, gradual climb under normal circumstances, but today was anything but normal circumstances. Until today, the weather was perfect for riding, no rain, no head wind, just beautiful sunshine. Today it was cold and extremely windy. I learned that I'd rather ride up a hill with no wind than downhill in a head wind, especially if it's cold! We climbed and climbed and climbed. Usually when we go up hills we can look forward to going downhill. But today, the wind was so bad, going down hill was worse than going u p!

After pedalling our butts off, we came down to the best bakery in all of California. And, running with the luck of the day, it was closed. So then we began our ascent up to Julian, a wonderful seven mile climb. About half way up, we stopped at a little Farmer's Market and bought some cinnamon rolls hot out of the oven and ate them out on a haybale outside. It's the stop like this that makes me love the group I'm in. It's the stopping that makes this trip great, not necessarily the biking (especially today's).

Anyway, I bought a slice of banana bread to eat for lunch and then we were on our way for the second half of the climb. I've definitely had enough of climbing. But the feeling of accomplishment I felt at the top is unsurpassed. It really makes me feel like I've done something important.

When we got to Julian, the elevation was over 4,000 feet. Not bad, considering we were at sea level yesterday. We stopped at a little market and I got two turkey sandwiches, my slice of banana bread and a Snickers bar for $2.30. Then we walked around a little more, looking at the shops around time. In one of the shops we met a lady who volunteered at the state park we're staying at tonight, Aanza-Berregno, and she talked to us for a while. Then we took off for the park.

Now the temperature in Julian was about 45 degrees and the first part of the trip was all downhill. And windy. And extremely cold. And I wouldn't change it for the world. It was one of the most intense experiences of the trip. I was behind everyone else and the view was spectacular. Five bikers speeding down curves, the wind blowing (and freezing) our faces and the mountains and valleys to either side of us. It's an incredible feeling to know you're going about 30-35 mph down hill on 1/4" wide tires. There's not hing like it.

By the time we were down, the temperature was up and we were definitely in the desert. The desert is so beautiful. It's incredible that just two days we were right by the coast (even just yesterday). The only problem was Chip flipped going down a straightaway and wiped himself and Ed out. I was behind them and it was certainly a sight to see. Luckily, neither were hurt and either bikes were ruined. The rest of the trip was uneventful, except for Randy almost being taken out by an RV.

We arrived at the camp and then some of us went to see a slide presentation at the visitors center. It was kind of interesting, except I was really tired and dozed off quite a bit. Then we came back and had a mighty tasty Mexican meal. Dennis and Chip wore their sombreros and we all did our best Three Amigo's imitations. We had a wonderful time talking and enjoying ourselves. Then they built a fire, we made some s'mores and now everyone has pretty much gone off to bed. And so am I. Æ

Tunes: crooked fingers - disappear

Friday, January 20, 2006

Wandering Wheels - 20 January 1991

You know, in this journal writing, it would be extremely easy to just have every day sound like every other day. I mean, we bike, we stop, we bike some more. After a while, it all seems redundant. But each ride is different. I really wish that I could package each day up and put it away and then pull it out sometime later when I really need it. Today is one of those rides I'd like to pull out quite a lot, though I'm not sure why.

Right now I just feel great. God truly filled this day with a lot. We got a very early start from the First Methodist Church of Oceanside, basically because it was Sunday and all the members would be coming to church. Luckily I got an early start, 'cause they had let all the air in my tire (back) out. I thought it was a hole, so Randy and I looked 15 minutes for it. But we finally got on the road.

Today we officially left the coast of California (sniff, sob) and began our trek east toward Arizona. We rode through San Marcos and then headed toward Escondido. On the way up a hill, our group smelled doughnuts, so, being the hungry group we are, we stopped at Yum Yum Doughnuts and picked up 14 doughnuts for $3.88 and sat along the side of the building and munched doughnuts. The only bad things was we were on 4-5 miles from lunch! So when we reached Escondido, we stopped at a grocery and picked up some fruit to eat a little later. Then we began our ride again.

But we didn't get very far. Randy noticed a couple of pecan trees along the side of the road that he remembered from an earlier lunch stop years ago. So we pulled over and he began to knock pecans off the trees. At first only Dennis was helping, then Scott went over. After about 15 minutes my interest was piqued enough and we all began to rummage for pecans. We were shaking branches and throwing bottles and crouching over, searching for pecans. We stuck them in our lycra shorts for holding. Then Dennis climbed one of the trees and began a rain of pecans down on us (thank goodness we were wearing our helmets). We picked up about three large bags of pecans and stuffed them into our packs and began our trip.

We found a wonderful downhill, a nice change after the flat coast, and at the bottom was a fruit stand so, of course, we stopped. Then we began our ascent to Ramona. This hill was the toughest thing I've done on this trip. But it was also the most satisfying. Up and down the hill, our bikes were spread out and intermingled, no real groups to be found. Except for Team Bias. We stayed together as a group all the way up the hill, only losing Scott about halfway up. We were singing Zip-a-dee-do-dah at first, but no one said much. By the end, my legs were burning and my back tightened up on me. If I'd been alone, I probably would have stopped and walked. But being in a group gave me the incentive to go all the way up the hill.

At the top (four miles later) we waited for Scott and munched on some of our fruit. About a mile and a half later, we reached the Congregational Church. Dennis and I decided we'd skip showers and beat the rush to the laundromat. So we washed our clothes and threw a little football and then came back and took a nice ice cold hose shower, complete with showerhead. It was definitely an experience I'll never forget, it being a bit chilly outside and being completely open to everyone.

Then I went in and watched the Giants beat the 49ers and then went and called Stacy down the road (I'm going to hate my phone bill). When I came back, Shawn and Keith were trying to throw the football into a dumpster, so I thought I'd give it a try. Turns out I was the only one to get it in out of Shawn, Keith, Vern, Matt and I. And I am the worst passer!

Then we had yet another great dinner and then Dr. Cronk had class. It was a really neat time. He shared from the kindergarten book again and then shared about himself, which was really great. We talked about conflict and the class really opened up and shared a lot. Then we had a service and another wonderful time of singing and sharing. Ted had rented Silverado and bought some popcorn and some pop and a bunch of us watched it. I finished some postcards and left early, 'cause I really wasn't into the movie. Tomorrow's supposed to be the hardest day, so I'm going to go to sleep. Later, y'all. Æ

Tunes: U2 - new york

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Wandering Wheels - 19 January 1991

Sucking all the marrow out of life. Carpe Diem. These are sayings and terms that I've truly come to appreciate on this trip, maybe because I'm trying to live by them every day. Today brought a lot of things together. The first thing we did today (after I woke up feeling sick and almost puked and then ate a delicious Belgian waffles breakfast) was go to the Institute for Creation Research, a facility dedicated to evidence (scientific) for creation. I really wish I could have spent hours in there talking and learning about what they believe. I noticed some faulty logic in their thinking (such as belief in creation is the foundation for everything) but a lot of what they said made a lot of sense.

The most interesting thing about it, though, didn't occur at the center. It occurred at our next stop, the San Diego Zoo. The experience fit so well into the morning's session and really helped to illustrate a lot of different points (Break: before the zoo we stopped for lunch and Team Bias, minus Ed and Randy, went to Little Ceasar's and had a hilarious time badgering the waitress and being called Marines and being told you need a local driver's license to use travelers checks!). The Zoo was kind of a disappointment; again, it was because of bad expectations on my part. But the interesting thing was seeing all the different species of animals and discovering how neither evolution nor creationism adequately (in my opinion, limited though it may be) explain them all.

Probably the best parts of the zoo were petting the elephant and walking through the Rainforest Aviary. Looking for all the different birds and having them sit three feet from you was incredible. It, like most of this trip, made me painfully aware of the environment and what we are doing to it. And that experience of the aviary in the zoo led right into the final experience of the day. After a delicious Godfather's Pizza dinner, I went to see Awakenings starring Robin Williams and Robert DeNiro. Talk about a powerful movie. But it was very subtle in its power, something you really didn't notice until about five minutes after the movie was over. Its message fit right into the rest of the trip: take the time to appreciate the little things in life and don't take anything for granted, for one day you could not have those things. Like I wanted to do on this whole trip, we need to absorb everything and I intend to keep on doing that, 'cause someday this trip will be over and I want to have experienced all I can. Lord, make me a sponge! Æ

Tunes: U2 - don't take your guns to town

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Wandering Wheels - 18 January 1991

Whew! Yet another exhausting day off! One thing about this trip: I've never been bored. And today was not different. After a doughnut breakfast, we loaded up the bus and drove to San Diego and bright and wonderful Sea World. It's been a while since I'd even been to a Sea World so I was looking forward to a good time and I wasn't disappointed. We got in rather cheaply ($7.50 as opposed to $23.50). As part of the deal we were treated to two educational programs, one about the killer whales and one about dolphins. We got to see Shamu and Baby Shamu. It was astounding the things they trained them to do. They are certainly powerful creatures, swimming up to 30 mph! The dolphins were incredible, too. It was fun seeing them there after seeing them wild yesterday. This trip has certainly renewed my interest in sea life. So many different varieties of life are there and each has its own distinct qualities. We saw bat rays, moray eels, sharks, penguins (with a neat treadmill that we had fun walking backwards on) and a couple of shows: City Streets, which was kind of entertaining; and The Pirates of Pinniped, which was a riot. It had sea lions and otters performing as well as a hilarious mime that made fun of audience members. The otter was the best, jumping across stage with a can of Pepsi or pulling a boat and stealing the treasure or hopping across with a life preserver.

From Sea World we made a run for the border. Not to Taco Bell but the Mexican Border. It was the first time I'd ever been out of the U.S. and it certainly was a day to remember. The streets of Tijuana were packed end to end with shop after shop, all trying to get you to buy things. You walked down the streets and shop keepers would say, "Amigo, come inside, I have deal for you." Most of the shops had the same merchandise in them, so we went from shop to shop looking for the best prices. You could haggle with most of the "salesmen" and get them down to your price. Dennis got a sombrero down from $12 to $5 and then nuked the guy by walking away. Most of the stories were like that.

The whole atmosphere was so bizarre! Between Tijuana and Venice Beach I've certainly had a variety of experiences. Guys would come up to us and go, "Free look!" or "Free shot!" One guy as we came out of his store said, "Buy something for your neighbor's wife." I thought I was going to bust a gut. One guy tried to sell us pornographic key chains with every position imaginable, even the "Mexican Monkey." In one store we talked to a guy for a while (probably one of the only honest guys we found). He tried to sell us Corona pull overs, but we told him we went to a Christian college and he said OK. Chip wanted to buy some fur handcuffs, but the guy didn't have any. Because he was so honest, we bought a Hard Rock Mexico pullover for $6.50. On the way out we talked to a 16-year-old who told us Mexican women LOVE American men (made us feel good).

But all of Tijuana wasn't a good time. Actually, the whole experience was kind of depressing. Little kids running around selling "chicle" or woven bracelets. Old ladies with little children begging for money. It was hard not to give money to them all, but once you gave once, they'd follow you around. Dennis got mobbed by a large group of kids just outside customs, just because he pulled out his wallet to give one kid money. An interesting place for sure, with it's Tijuana Taco Bell (a little cart on the side of the road) and cheap clothes and haggling salesmen.

After Mexico we went and ate at Point Loma Naz, a wonderful buffet and much more freedom than our cafeteria, though the food wasn't a whole lot better. Then we traveled back to the church and got into some heated political discussions that went absolutely nowhere. We talked with one of Rian's friends, a Marine, who would go to jail before war. Her husband was already over there and she was extremely opinionated. Such an interesting day. There's no way I could do all I've done out here for only the $625 I paid for the trip. Definitely one of the decisions I've ever made. Allegro muchacho, Amigo! Æ

Tunes: hayden - you are all i have

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Wandering Wheels - 17 January 1991

A myriad of thoughts all jumbled together are violently twisting about in a maddening frenzy looking for supremacy over each other in the swells and crevices of my head. Total exhaustion is numbing all of my sense, making it difficult to write. What a day. Starting early this morning, even earlier than usual. With an incredible day planned, an early start was imperative. So off we went, riding through the streets of Long Beach in the early morning crispness, trying to make good time, for we had to ride forty miles before 11:00 am. We went by many famous beaches: Huntington, Newport, Laguna. Huntington curled my nose hairs, with refineries on the left and the beach on the right. We then rode by Newport, which was a beautiful city, even with the darkening layer of smog snarling on the horizon (and it was even a clear day. I'd hate to see a bad one). Laguna Beach was next and our group took a break to mail postcards and shop a bit.

Then we took off once more, up hill after hill toward our initial destination, Dana Point. For miles we didn't see much or any of the other groups. Dennis had a minor spill and banged his knee up, but he continued to ride. When we finally arrived at our lunch spot, we discovered why we hadn't seen anyone: we were the first group. So we hung out for a while while lunch was prepared. A lot of strange thoughts were running through my head today and it has a lot to do with what happened last year at this time. Funny how certain days and memories can influence your entire outlook.

After lunch came one of the big activities of the trip: whale watching/searching on a chartered boat! It was absofantabulous. Standing in the bow of the boat, cruising over the waves, feeling the wind and the spray lick my face. We stopped at a buoy out in the water and the bottom was covered with sea lions. What a life, lying around, basking in the sun, bobbing in the waves. Then we went searching for whales. Didn't find any. But we did find a large school of incredibly playful dolphins. They swam right at the bow of the boat, frolicked in the wake and even leapt out of the water. It made me feel part of their world. They seemed to be having so much fun and were happy with who they were. I'm not right now. Looking at myself I see so many dark holes, so many things I could do better. It truly bothers me that I'm not reaching my potential.

Anyway, we spent two hours on the boat, looking round the coast enjoying the sun and waves and dolphins. Once we got off the boat, it was 3:00, meaning we didn't have much time left to make the 30 miles between Dana Point and Oceanside. Plus, Pendleton Camp, which is usually used for this leg of the trip was closed because of the Iraq situation and Desert Storm. But being the die hard bikers we are, we decided to try, yet one more time, to beat the sun. Randy got the directions and we were flying! The going was a little slow at first, with hills taking their toll. Then we found our own little road with no one on it and we formed up into attack formation and pumped and pedaled 'til we were almost ready to take off. To our left the sun continued its descent while we continued our ride.

Then it was time to get onto the interstate, I-5 to be exact. Then we were speeding along with the cars, inhaling their exhaust and being deafened by the grinding of their engines. At about the time the sun was touching the waters of the Pacific, we reached Oceanside. The sunset was so gorgeous, with the smog helping to set the sky afire. But there was, unfortunately, no time for pictures.

We met up with the Tour de France group and we both reached the church about the same time. I was so sore and exhausted by that time and incredibly hungry. So I laid down a bit, then ate dinner. Randy had class again, but it was cut a little short 'cause he was losing his voice. And now I'm going to bed, 'cause tomorrow we go to Sea World and Tijuana. So now my thoughts are on paper and I can now sleep in peace (until tomorrow). Ɔ

Tunes: nick cave and the bad seeds - o children

Monday, January 16, 2006

avoidance

i should be grading essays. i'm not.

i should be making a couple of phone calls. i'm not.

i should be figuring out my lesson plans for the week. i'm not.

i should be returning kenny and marissa's Schoolhouse Rock DVD. i'm not.

i should be cleaning my house. i'm not.

i should stop writing in here. i'm not.

so yesterday was quite the exciting one in thurmanworld. sunday celebration - excellent. so glad i'm getting the chance to help janet with worship. so great to be in the space, even if it was a bit on the chilly side. probably unwise to wear only my birks. probably won't stop me from doing so again next week (assuming, of course, we continue to stay snow free in 2006. stupid weather). wonderful time of fellowship/eating at the brownhouse. then i stayed around to help aaron with the outside lights.

went home and, in a major change in my life, decided to watch the steelers game live instead of after the game. didn't hurt that by the time i turned it on, the steelers were already up by 14. wow. i watched all the way until the last five minutes, about the time the refs overturned the polamalu interception. God obviously knew what was coming and knew if i kept watching, i would end up in the hospital. wow. so glad i had today off so i could spend the time listening to all the recounts, reading about the game. i honestly did have much hope going into yesterday's game - i mean, indianapolis had been so great all season. i had said all week they would have to play over their heads to win. and they did. what a crazy, crazy ending. hard to watch, even knowing the outcome. i cannot fathom having watched that live - i would have been found floundering in the fetal position.

then colin came over and we headed over to the comet to catch the allstars. great night. so glad we made it early - place was packed, which is what happens when people don't have to work the next day. kim and joyce joined us, as did charlie. and i got to eat one of their amazing burritos. mmmm....

interesting couple of days in my WW journal. seinfeld and war, back to back. crazy. still pondering what thurman now would say to thurman then. or vice versa. i do remember thinking (and maybe this is in the journal later) that i could just keep cycling south and go into mexico, avoiding any possibility of the draft. strange, strange time. surprised at how little i actually wrote about it on the day. semed like a much bigger deal in my memory than it did on the page. but like i said, maybe there's more coming later.

excellent meeting with the triemergent cohort - gathering of folks interested in discussing this thing called the emergent church. not much focus, but then there rarely has been. raised some more questions about church and if there are foundational issues that allow us to call ourselves Christian. i struggle with knowing if this desire to determine who is in and who is out is just a hold over from my upbringing or if there are foundational questions we must answer. i think we all can see how our stories mingle with The Story, even those that would never claim faith. but how much richer our interaction when we've experienced The Story.

saturday night i decided i shouldn't sit at home, so i took a chance and went down to see anthony and cleopatra at the cincinnati shakespeare festival. i knew the story, but not sure i had ever read it. i was underwhelmed. the supporting cast was much stronger than the two leads. anthony reminded me too much of jake on veronica mars and did not make believe he was one of the greatest warriors of his time. and cleopatra's interpretation was just wrong. she came off more like a spoiled rich girl than a mysterious, exotic queen. i never felt a real connection between her and anthony. and i didn't like either one of them enough to care. ah well. here's hoping julius caesar is better.

worst part: bea called while i was at the show to invite me to hang out with her and courtney. figures the one night i actually decide not to stay home.

hmmmm...i have things to share. but not sure this is the forum to do so. is this self-censorship? self-preservation? self-importance? self-delusion?

i'll let you figure it out.
Æ

Tunes: old 97's - am i too late

Wandering Wheels - 16 January 1991

As I write this, the United States is at war with Iraq. Where was I when it started? Biking toward Long Beach from where we camped.

Have you ever slept in a wind tunnel? I sure felt like I have. Last night was so incredibly windy that my clothes even started to blow away! Luckily I woke up in time to get them before they beat me to Long Beach! The wind definitely made the beginning of our ride rather an experience. It's not often that you have to pedal as hard as you can to get downhill. Plus, the road made it seem like we were back in Mount Vernon - the roads were so bumpy I had my second flat of the trip. But at least we got to stop in Malibu (actually, most of the first half of the trip was through there). Not far away they were taping something, though I'm not quite sure what.

We were the first to make it to Santa Monica and to Venice Beach for lunch. So we ate, I fixed my innertube and then we went for one of the most fascinating walks of the trip, down the boardwalk of Venice Beach. It was like stepping into someone's psychedelic flashback. So much action, so many interesting people. You got to see a little of what gives California its reputation as a strange state. People selling everything, reading tarot cards and telling fortunes, playing all kinds of music. One person from every walk of life was there, for the high class businessman to the reggae man selling super bongs, to the man in the Santa hat selling energy packs. We even saw some paintings/graffiti by R. Cronk. A coincidence? Who knows? We spent quite a bit of time soaking up the experience, then moved on.

Most of today's trip was right along the coast on bike paths, so we were right on the sand. It was a biker's paradise, sun, no cars, surf and great curves (both kinds). We rod on to Marina Del Rey, the largest man-made marina in the world. We got to see some UCLA sailors practicing out there. We rode on to Rodendo Beach and stopped along International Boardwalk and saw a 15 lb lobster (at $13.00 a pound, that's $175.00). It was here that we discovered that the US had attacked Iraq. We all gathered into a kite shop and listened to the radio.

By this time the sun had already begun to set. So it was suddenly a race against the sun to get to Long Beach. And it sure wasn't easy. Weaving in and out of traffic, getting held up by traffic lights, passing other groups, and still the darkness continued to fall. By the time we reached Long Beach, we'd added to our group two or three others and we all followed Randy (whose bike had a light) through the Long Beach twilight. It was a blast!

We finally reached our destination, the Long Beach YMCA. Talk about your nice facilities. We got warm showers, were able to swim and play a little basketball and the owner even washed our WW shirts for us. Scott, Dennis and I ate at Taco Bell, the spent some time in the Long Beach Plaza. Brad Fox, who used to be in the Repetory Co., lives out here and came to see Randy and I got to talk to him for a while. He seems to be enjoying himself. Then I played a little basketball (very little) and then I filled out half of my postcards. I've been tuning for most of the night to 106.7 KROQ, an alternative station out there. It's definitely one of the best I've ever heard. In fact, I think I'll fall asleep to it tonight. And speaking of sleep, it's time for it, being almost midnight. 415 miles down, more to go. Ɔ

Tunes: king's x - freedom

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Wandering Wheels - 15 January 1991

Well, so much for a day off. I am more exhausted now than almost any other time of the trip. This morning I woke right up (probably because I was sleeping outside in a canyon and it was very windy) and went and washed up 'cause we were gong to L.A. and Hollywood, so I had to look my best (well, at least for this trip). Then came the wonderful news: we were having class before we went to L.A. Which means Randy was collecting our journals. Thank God I had finished my homework. The classes so far have been interesting and this was no exception. We held it outdoors in an open amphitheater. How I wish all my classes were like that. We talked about communication and Tim, Chip and I "won" a little exercise on communication (Randy said ice cream for the first ones done, but later said he was kidding).

After class we loaded up, picked up the Taylor kids having class down the road and headed toward Los Angeles. On the way we stopped for a short tour of Pepperdine University. That was something else. $23,000 a year to go and we only found two Chevette's on the entire campus (and one was from out of state!). Then we drove on to Farmer's Market where we ate lunch and did some shopping. I finally got my postcards, which I need to send out as soon as possible. Then we drove through Beverly Hills. We didn't get to stop and shop but I think looking was quite enough (plus we'd never have gotten the girls out of there).

Then we drove on to the glamour capitol of the world, Hollywood. We drove down Hollywood Boulevard and let everyone off right after Mann's Chinese Theater. We were told to be back in an hour and a half at the bus. Not two minutes later, some people in our group found a guy who said we could get tickets to see the Tonight Show and the Seinfeld Show! Sudden change of plans! We were given half an hour to wander the streets then we had to get in the bus to go and wait in line. Talk about lucky breaks! Everyone was so excited!

So we looked around for a while and tried to find people's stars on the sidewalk (I couldn't find Errol Flynn or Fred Astaire). Then we got on the bus and headed off to NBC Studios in Burbank, California to see Jay Leno host the Tonight Show! I was so pumped. We were on our way when we realized Mike and Laurie weren't on the bus. Apparently they hadn't heard the message and no one knew they weren't there. So Matt, one of the drivers, drove back to try and find them. Meanwhile, the rest of us waited in line and were very loud and obnoxious (typical college students). The whole day almost made us forget that today was the deadline in the Middle East and Iraq's Sadaam Hussein. Almost. Even standing in line we wondered what was going to happen. It's been interesting being on this trip and the rest of the country is sitting around wondering and worrying about war.

Anyway, we waited in line for about an hour and we finally got into Studio One and The Tonight Show! The wait wasn't as bad because we were excited, plus one of the ushers came out and kind of entertained us. Lori Roberts went off on him when he almost asked for her identification.

The first thing I noticed about the studio was how small it was. Everything was really close together and the curtain was so small. The camera just makes it look big. The producer came out and welcomed us and then Doc Severinsen took over and warmed us up (he was wearing a bright neon green tie. Good ol' Doc!).

Then it was time for the show to begin. The guests were Jerry Seinfeld, Tyne Daly, Corbin Bernsten and Jeffery Osbourne. And of course, Jay Leno hosted. I lost my voice I screamed so much (wanted to get my voice on TV). The band was incredible! That would be my dream, to play in The Tonight Show Band. They were so tight and rocked the house. The show was a lot of fun (hopefully some people back home taped it for us), but I wouldn't want to be there every night.

After the show, Jay waved at us (ooo, thrill) and I got my ticket back before getting on the bus, which took us immediately over to CBS/MTM studios across town to see Jerry Seinfeld again on my favorite show on TV last spring, The Seinfeld Show. Man, what a day! We were sitting and being entertained beforehand by a band called Jerry's Kids. When they announced the names, I realized that the bassist used to play for Steve Taylor and Some Band. So during one of the breaks, I went over and talked to him and found out Steve has a new album coming out this week. Sounds like a must buy!

The stage for the show was split into four scenes, and they filmed scene by scene, sometimes once or twice. In between shots they had this comedian, Mark Jeffries, who was only vaguely amusing and who got downright crude occasionally. The best thing he did was play Stump the Band. I asked for I Want to be a Clone, but Glen Holmen wouldn't play it (well, not all - he played the bass riff really quick). Jerry came out and did a monologue (short, of course) and it was a riot!

The whole show as about how Elaine was going to move upstairs and how it would cramp Jerry's style and how Jerry tried to get out of it. After the show I waited around and got Jerry to sign my Tonight Show ticket. Yeah! Then we went out to the bus and went to McDonald's for dinner (at about 10:00) and then rode back to camp, listening to the news about Hussein and the possibility of war. A very eclectic, hectic and absolutely wonderful day off. Ɔ

Tunes: talking heads - road to nowhere