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Friday, January 13, 2006

it's me in third person...

ang did this on her blog. i liked it, though she felt it was "gay" (i didn't know it could have a sexual preference...). just google your name with needs attached. here are my thirteen favorites in honor of today.
  1. Thurman needs a new focus.
  2. Thurman needs to provide a context more in keeping with Thomistic ethical constructs.
  3. Thurman needs to bring that mentality Sunday.
  4. Thurman needs to get over his love affair with the concept of “sexual orientation.”
  5. Thurman needs to take out Daryl Hannah.
  6. Thurman needs to connect.
  7. Thurman needs support.
  8. Thurman needs to be successful in his own home.
  9. Thurman needs to eat a few meals.
  10. Thurman needs a special samurai sword.
  11. Thurman needs to suck less.
  12. Thurman needs an injection to the heart.
  13. Thurman needs to get up and stay up.

pick your favorites! (i've bolded mine) let me know!

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2 comments:

miz fuhrell said...

oh, dear dear Thurmy. The English teacher forgets that the original usage of "GAY" meant "merry", "lively" and, only #3 in the definitions brings up sexual matters.

my usage, however, is geared strictly to my personal usage and, contrary to all things dictionary, simply means "DUMB".

Anonymous said...

I prefer to think of it like this, Daryl Hannah needs to go out with Thurman. Or better, Thurman needs to be Daryl Hannah's take out.

Primizzle shizzle my fridizzlend.